Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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