i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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