Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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