I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
honey bunches of taint.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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