it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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