i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize
