Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
