im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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