so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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