seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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