i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You've changed since you got that strap on
please don't ironically join a cult
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