I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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