Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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