Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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