fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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