But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
