Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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