You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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