No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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