Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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