we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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