another moral hangover. fuck.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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