how hairy? two words: wookie tits
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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