You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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