oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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