were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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