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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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