Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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