I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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