the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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