yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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