I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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