omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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