I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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