Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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