1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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