it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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