I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
