dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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