I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
this hospital has no fireball
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.