cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.