I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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