my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
