we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
