Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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