WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you never un-have a 4some
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
