At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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