i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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