I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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