is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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