It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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