The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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