White coat. Heels.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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