Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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