I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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