I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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